The Issue Sarah Palin Must Address: I Want to See Her Naked

If you’ve visited digg.com at any point over the past two weeks, you’ve probably seen a ton of articles about Sarah Palin. Various scandals she may be involved in. Various scandals she someday will be involved in. via digg via cracked

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Guitar Rising for Real Guitar Heroes

I love the idea of Guitar Rising, which can use any real electric guitar, from a Fender Telecaster to a Gibson Les Paul. The software teaches you how to play actual songs, tracking your accuracy much like Guitar Hero would do, as their demo video shows.

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Marijuana Vending Machines Opening For Business in LA

To use them, you'll need to go with a prescription in hand, get fingerprinted and get a prepaid credit card that's loaded up with your dosage and what strain of weed you want. Yeah, no joke, the pharmacists in LA give you a choice between OG Kush and Granddaddy Purple.

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The breakfast of champions

...By champions I mean mercenaries. These gun shaped egg molds are ass classy as it gets when you make you're living ending other peoples lives. If you're not a mercenary, this would be the perfect accessory to go with you're bury your dead shirt and brass knuckle belt buckle. Enjoy

the picture upload on blogger is shit so here is the product page

Office 2007 Blogging

I just realized that I could blog from office 2007. Well as a short update, I just came back from Puerto Rico. I think I'm going to start posting a lot more. The problem is that I usually either have to choice to play cod or to blog. Being the lazy ass I am, I'd much rather play cod. Well until then ciao

Call Of Duty 4 update

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare | Playlist Changes + New Patch Info


I wanted to give you the heads up on a lot of cool changes coming to Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare multiplayer for the Xbox 360 in the month of December. Before you ask, there is no ETA on these changes, most are included in the upcoming patch, with all the playlists stuff happening independently at some point in the near future.

All of these changes are thanks to YOUR direct feedback and suggestions through Xbox.com forums, emails, IMing me personally, and any other way you managed to get your feedback to us. So what can you expect?

Multiplayer Playlist Changes:

The multiplayer playlists in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare are always evolving based on community feedback and stats we track behind the scenes. We're focused on constantly keeping the game fresh and tweaking it based on your feedback, so expect the following Playlist changes to be hitting soon:

Team Deathmatch

* Map Added to Rotation: Showdown - now available in map rotation.

Mercenary Team Deathmatch

* Brand New Playlists: No Clans / Parties allowed.
* Players who don't want to be matchmade with clans (or people in parties) can team up with fellow lone wolves and play some TDM.

Free-for-All

* Map Added to Rotation: Showdown - now available in map rotation.
* Score Limit Change: 100 Points

Domination

* Map Added to Rotation: Ambush - now available in map rotation.
* Map Added to Rotation: Bloc- now available in map rotation.
* Map Added to Rotation: Pipeline - now availalbe in map rotation.

Ground War

* No changes.

Sabatoge

* Map Added to Rotation: Showdown - now available in map rotation.

Headquarters

* Map Added to Rotation: Ambush - now available in map rotation.
* Map Added to Rotation: Bloc- now available in map rotation.
* Map Added to Rotation: Pipeline - now availalbe in map rotation.

Search and Destroy

* Map Added to Rotation: Showdown - now available in map rotation.

Team Tactical

* Map Added to Rotation: Ambush - now available in map rotation.
* Map Added to Rotation: Bloc- now available in map rotation.
* Map Added to Rotation: Pipeline - now availalbe in map rotation.

Hardcore Team Deathmatch

* Brand New Playlist: 100% Hardcore Team Deathmatch Only
* No longer switched between Hardcore Search and Destroy and Hardcore Team Deathmatch
* Map Added to Rotation: Showdown - now available in map rotation.

Hardcore Search and Destroy

* Brand New Playlist: 100% Hardcore Search and Destroy Only
* No longer switched between Hardcore Search and Destroy and Hardcore Team Deathmatch
* Map Added to Rotation: Showdown - now available in map rotation.

Old School

* Rule Set Change: Free-for-All Only w/ Old School Rules
* Increased Health (slightly)
* No Health Re-gen
* Score Limit Change: 100 points
* Map Added to Rotation: Showdown - now available in map rotation.

Cage Match

* Rule Set Change: No Longer Old School Mode
* 1 v 1: Normal Rules
* Map Added to Rotation: Countdown - now availalbe in map rotation
* Map Added to Rotation: District - now available in map rotation

Oldcore

* Playlist Removed

Team Objective

* Playlist Removed
* All gametypes included now available individually.

Upcoming Patch Updates (Seperate from above Playlist changes):

Addition of Host Migration

* If Host of lobby leaves, all players will be deposited back to the lobby where next best host will be selected before new game restarts. Players will no longer be kicked out of game entirely.

Improved Network Performance For Larger Games

* 18 player games now require more bandwidth to host, resulting in smoother performance for players.

Optimized Server Selection for First Match

* Server selection is now optimized to select best bandwidth servers associated by LSP.

Updated Spectator "Chase Cam"

* Change Spectator Mode: Switch between First Person and Third Person.
* 360 Degree rotation around character you're spectating.

Fixed "Playlist Older Than Host" Error

* Player will no longer get error when entering games.

Optimized Corrupt Create-a-Class Handling

* Players will no longer be kicked from game when their create-a-class data is corrupted.

Added Kill Cam To Everything

* Kill Cam view Added: Air Strike Bombs (Follows bomb from plane to target)
* Kill Cam view Added: Grenades (Follows frag from hand to ground, then rotates to view target)
* Kill Cam view Added: RPGs (Follows RPG from launch to target)
* Kill Cam view Added: M203 Rounds (Follows round from launcher to target)
* Kill Cam view Added: Claymores (Views from behind claymore until explosion)
* Kill Cam view Added: C4 Packs (View from pack rotating to watch target)
* Kill Cam view Added: Martrdom (View from grenade rotating to watch target)

Optimized Old School Experience

* Added Unlimited Sprint
* Doubled Magazine Size
* Added Ragdoll Cam

Additional Start Spawn Locations in All Maps

* Added a minimum of 9 extra start spawns on each side of all maps.

Optimized Sniper Rifle / ACOG Scope Accuracy

* Sniper Rifles and ACOG scope accuracy improved due to fix.

Fixed Weapon Sprint Bug

* Bug which gave players more sprint when using particular weapons.

Thanks again for your constant feedback and support of the game, keep in mind that playlists are constantly evolving, so everything is subject to change based on feedback and results. If we feel something isn't fun or based on your feedback we'll continue to change it up and I'll continue to keep you in the loop.

Thanks everyone.

(The Playlist changes apply to both the 360 and the PS3 versions, but the PS3 will have different patch changes)

http://fourzerotwo.blogspot.com/2007/12/call-of-duty-4-modern-warfare-playlist.html

I nevar bought HALO?

Lottery!

Really thinking about how i didn't win the 350 million dollar lotto the other week really brings me down. Luckily for me I ran across this video on break and it really didn't make me feel any better.
Goce.....

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Cut Steak with a Laser and Make a Vegan Angel Lose its Wings

Knives are so passé—it's time for us to be able to make steak with a lightsaber. The guys over at Instructables have put together a tutorial on how to cut and make a delicious steak with a laser—or, more specifically, how to cut the words "PETA" out of a delicious steak with a laser and then cook the letters to consume PETA's courage. -via engadget

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Pastor had sex with daughters to teach them to be good wives

A fundamentalist church pastor had sex with two of his teenage daughters to educate them on how to be good wives, a South Australian court has heard. The man told the court the sex was not about fulfilling his desires but about teaching his daughters how to behave for their husbands when they eventually married, as dictated in scripture.

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Girl's Feet Cut Off At Six Flags

Police confirmed that a girl's feet have been cut off at Six Flags' Kentucky Kingdom....



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Lady teacher accused of having sex with student who was dating her daughter

A middle school teacher in Prescott, Wis. has been fired and the Pierce County Sheriff is investigating claims she had sex with a 13-year-old student. The 38-year-old woman was a substitute at Prescott Middle School.The student's father said he found the two having a middle of the night rendezvous together at the teacher's home.Lucky...



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Guitar Hero 3 Controller

sweet jesus is it beautiful

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9/11 Debunkers Hide From Slam Dunk Evidence Of Controlled Demolition

Professor Steven Jones presented brand new and compelling evidence for the controlled demolition of the twin towers and WTC 7 recently, but the 9/11 debunkers and the corporate media are loathe to tackle it because it represents a slam dunk on proving the collapse of the buildings was a deliberate act of arson.Those of you who said it was thermite that took down the towers are only half correct. It turns out as Prof. Jones says that it was thermite added with sulfur to make thermate. Our government straight up blows and you don't need science to prove that



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Real Halo 3 update

Continuing my upcoming video game coverage. I want to share with you some halo 3 news. I've heard that some people in our school "beta'd" the game but here is more news. We've got new guns, weapons, vehicles, and more. And we also now have 4-player co-op. Here's a link and there's links in the link so here's the link

StarCraft 2

O how i remember being 8 years old. Those were good times. Probably a huge amount of those times were spent playing starcraft with my friends. The game was just straight up sick. Like i had played age of the empires but who wanted to sit around and get forage berries from a tree for hours at a time. Starcraft had aliens. And when you're young. anything with aliens beats anything with out aliens. Finally nine years later they are making a sequel. Starcraft 2 appears to be even better than the first one. It looks like they payed attention to the right places. One of the big problems i had with the third installments of these strategy games (AOEIII and WIII) is that while the graphics were upgraded beyond belief, the actual game play was only improved marginally. Looking at the screenshots for StarCraft 2 makes me think that more than just the graphics have been changed. And if I'm right, this game should totally dominate everything. Check it out

Rain, Gadgets and Blue Jeans

Continuing my series of obsenely lame posts. Today i will continue to post on my amazing life. I'm still sick but the doctor gave me medecines to fix that so i'm drugged up but straight none the less. It's rainging out and rain blows. I was sitting in my backyard when the piece of shit rain had to come down and ruin me. So I decided to go in my shed, i'm sitting there on the phone when i hear something fucking tunneling inot my shed. That freaked me the fuck out, but i digress. I am in the need of a new cell phone. Since I am probably the biggest in the closet gadget freak you will ever know (yeah i know the ladies love it) I am hoping to grip my latin fingers around a nice chunk of tech. I'm hoping to buy a treo 700wv for verizon off of ebay because it turns out that if you get a phone new in box from ebay it's cheaper than buying it new in box from the vzw store. I shit you not. And as for the least important segment of my three part show for you today I need jeans. I hate buying jeans where everyone else does. I hate the idea of a "look" bought from a catalog or borrowed from one tree hill. I'm pretty straight on where to fit my upper body and feet. But for the sake of my life i can't find anything to cover that black ass of mine. Not that any of you will actually care, but i need somewhere to buy jeans, desperatly. ciao

Marijuana does NOT cause cancer!!!

The largest study of its kind surprisingly finds that smoking marijuana, even frequently, does NOT cause cancer. With no realisitic overdose, no cancer, and no physical addiction, marijuana is now CLEARLY less harmful than alcohol and cigarettes. LEGALIZE in '08 - and which candidates will do so: Mike Gravel, Dennis Kucinich, and Ron Paul! VOTE OR DIE!!

UPDATE: Thanks to an anonymous commenter, another article has been brought to my attentnion, the government apparently knew about this in '74
another goood read


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Useless Facts!!

I come across a lot of these, "top ten___" or "the ten funnest _____s you can fit in a woman's _______'' lists. Most of them are just completely horrible and make me really hate myself for wasting my hard earned time reading them. This one i found was actually pretty interesting. I expected it to be useless because the title says it is. That being read, I was prepared for the worst. Still, against my gut I read it. Honestly it was a decently entertaining yet useless read check it out

if any of you 2.5 people find any not so true facts, leave a comment

Condom found in McDonald's Happy Meal

Now THAT is what i call a "happy meal."



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