Monday, February 26, 2007

Beer launching Fridge

For those of us who are too lazy get up to get our own drinks, combo fridge catapult flings your juice right at your couch so you don't have to get up from playing final fantasy all day to hydrate yourself



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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Sunday, February 18, 2007

mencia blows almost as much as dane cock?



Noticing that Dane Cock has been stealing material, i figured i should see if other comedians are just as shitty people. Look who's the "dindidy" now muthaf*cka

Mtv from 1983



...with commercials and all. Remember kids, make sure you call your cable companies so you can get MTV in STEREO SOUND!

Monday, February 5, 2007

Sunday, February 4, 2007

OMGZ!!11!! I LUV DANE COOK...

Dane Cook can suck my juicy black nuts.. He's the worst comedian ever and i happen to come across this on my adventure across the World Wide Web and thought i would share it with the zero diffrent people who look at this.. http://danecooksucksballs.com/files/danesteals.mp3

Saturday, February 3, 2007

Lock Picking #2





















Now this is the proper way to pick a lock, go hunting, kill someone, or even cook a dinner. Also available is the grenade launcher but thats for advanced users only so most should stick with the Grenade.

How to crack a combination lock


How to crack a combination lock.

I have seen a lot of these tutorials on the Internet but i actually tried this one and it's the fastest and it actually works. I'm going to tell you how to get all of the numbers. 1st number: Pull on the handle part(the part that pops open) not too hard that the knob won't move but put pressure. While pulling on it, turn the knob to the left until it won't move anymore. Then add 5 to that number. that is the first number. 2nd number: Ok, spin the dial around a couple of times, then go to the 1st number you got, then turn it to the right, bypassing the 1st number once. WHEN you have bypassed. Start pulling on the handle and turn the knob. It will eventually fall into a groove and lock. While its in the groove turn the knob, if it's loose turn till it locks again. Keep testing the looseness until it's really locked in a groove; that is now your second number. 3rd number: Spin the dial a few times. Then enter your two newly acquired numbers. Then turn to the right and pull at all the numbers in order. It WILL open at one IF you did it right. This kinda information is when makes me keep my wallet ipod and cellphone in my gym shorts when i wear them. HAVE FUN

Friday, February 2, 2007

Welcome

I made one...

I have been meaning to get a blog going for a while. The thing is that i never have anything to put on it. I still dont, but who cares